Zach Zimmerman

I will wear the perfect amount of sunscreen so that I don’t look like clown-faced Mark Zuckerberg on that surfboard or red-faced Mark Zuckerberg at a Senate hearing.

After a year of being measured and sculpted, the Bravo host joins Lucille Ball, Beyoncé, and the Queen in the halls of Madame Tussauds.

My big question (besides “Why, God, why?”) is this: Was the first album the fluke, or is the second?

Taking notes on RuPaul’s MasterClass as if there will be a quiz.

Pour out a PADOP, burn a W.T.F., buy a W.M.D., and get horny for D.P.s and B00Bs.

Realizing that no one thinks about you as often as you think about them thinking about you (except for Brian).

Pizza remaining in the pizza box, voter turnout in the Georgia runoffs, and more.

Of all the Etsy shops in all the towns in all the world, she bought used baby shoes from mine.

A son’s attempt to persuade his mother to stop working as a waitress during the coronavirus pandemic.

When is an omelette a scramble? Is a frittata just a fat omelette? How many eggs can one eat before one becomes an egg?