Ryan Menezes

Oh, don’t do it there. We were planning on buying that

For heaven’s sake, protect this one city. All our Starbursts are made there

We spent decades making the medicine in labs. Then we found it in the potato

One of the most famous shots in TV history was only added for repeats

People were writing computer programs before computers. They just had no way to run them

If you’re planning on joking about the president getting assassinated, you better make sure it’s funny

A bunch of doctors exchanged jokes. People took them seriously and canceled Chinese food

Until we opened a secret panel, no one realize this planned for the apocalypse

I can almost guarantee baccarat is not what you’re imagining

Stopping people from cutting your son open might land you one year in jail