Megan Liscomb

"I don't regret getting married. And I don't regret getting divorced."

As someone who just spent over an hour on the phone with my insurance, I need to know I'm not alone in hating it here.

"I'm an airline pilot; ask me anything. I'll answer anything except which airline I fly for."

"I got out in March of this year, went to a federal halfway house, and then my judge granted me a sentence reduction, so I got to go home, and now I'm just on federal probation. I'll answer any question about any of it!"

I've definitely known couples like these, and her descriptions are spot on.

"Every woman's biggest nightmare is late marriage." Close, but no, mine's killer clowns.

"I was kidnapped by two people my parents hired to take me forcefully out of my bed when I was 15. This led to me being taken to Utah, where I went through two different programs."

Why You Probably Shouldn't Shave Your Head For The Cancer Patient In Your Life

"The bigger the wedding, the messier the divorce."

"My dad asked me who I voted for. I asked why it mattered, and he told me he knew what that meant and that I voted for the wrong person."