Matt Dupuy

Sponsor Red Bull supposedly gives you wings, but that doesn’t mean you have to use them everywhere

Another weekly digest of strangeness from around the world that you may have missed

OK, so you’re halfway there. Now have you tried switching the network back on again?

In terms of building materials, Mars has nothing to offer but blood, soil, sweat and tears. And urine. Lots of urine

Unwitting star of #Slipgate viral images awarded reduced damages, tempts Streisand effect

Inclusion of Weetabix in charity coffee accompaniment tweet creates predictable brewhaha

‘Here I am, 100 billion neurons and all you want me to do is calculate all the ways this could possibly go wrong?’

As much as I wanted to be Gordon Gekko, I’ll always be Mr Goxx

Plane-wrecking idiot fowl sent packing by heroic porcine defenders of commercial aviation

PA, MA bring in National Guard to plug gaps, while Boston teacher tells of stripper bus hired for school trip