Matt Dupuy

As much as I wanted to be Gordon Gekko, I’ll always be Mr Goxx

Plane-wrecking idiot fowl sent packing by heroic porcine defenders of commercial aviation

‘Here I am, 100 billion neurons and all you want me to do is calculate all the ways this could possibly go wrong?’

Inclusion of Weetabix in charity coffee accompaniment tweet creates predictable brewhaha

Unwitting star of #Slipgate viral images awarded reduced damages, tempts Streisand effect

In terms of building materials, Mars has nothing to offer but blood, soil, sweat and tears. And urine. Lots of urine

OK, so you’re halfway there. Now have you tried switching the network back on again?

Another weekly digest of strangeness from around the world that you may have missed

Sponsor Red Bull supposedly gives you wings, but that doesn’t mean you have to use them everywhere

Sponsor Red Bull supposedly gives you wings, but that doesn’t mean you have to use them everywhere

A confluence of recent confusion from around the world that you may have missed

Environmentally damaging old bangers to be replaced with greener veggie versions.. in 1 of its canteens, at least

SubT Challenge pits high-tech rescue drones against one another in upsettingly non-violent combat

MoD, game developer take extremely dim view of excessive rivet-counter point-scoring

Surplus stock specialist finds out the hard way how that kind of thing can happen

Have we been smoking something?

‘It’s only for building rockets, what’s it got to do with you?’ pouts stroppy interplanetary aspirant biz

Meanwhile, Minnesota city authorities evict dozens of monster goldfish from murky local lake

Eco-friendly convenience repays deposits using world’s first craptocurrency

It’s fine: they’ll just be used for searching disaster sites, checking structures, spying on people