Lauren Tousignant

“Totally fake story. No ‘orders’ and no ‘makeup’—but whatever,” Hegseth tweeted Wednesday night, after CBS News called the green room renovations a “makeup studio.”

"Noem has grown so distrustful of agency staff that she has started threatening and even administering polygraph tests to people suspected of leaking," the Wall Street Journal reports.

"The marketing team cheapened it, like it was just, you know, a romp," Seyfried said in a video for GQ. "A gory romp. I think they ruined it."

I am ripping my hair out over this Vanity Fair interview in which Paltrow suggests her "role is to pave the way" for others, all while trashing intimacy coordinators because she's from "the era where you get naked."

The Texas Attorney General, whose office has reportedly been recruiting men to snitch on their partners' reproductive choices, has made his first arrest under the state's abortion ban. 

This is an insane, fantastic film—but it’s a film made for a movie theater; a film you’re meant to see with friends on a Friday night with a bottle of rosé hidden inside a Hydroflask.

Monica Barbaro in a giant satin gown; Elle Fanning in a sweetheart neckline; Michelle Yeoh, Margaret Qualley, Mikey Madison, and more dripping in big-ass diamond necklaces. This year’s Oscars red carpet sprinted 70 years into the past.

After saying, “Monogamy is something we’ve imposed on ourselves," on Marc Maron's podcast, Coon clarified on Twitter that she wasn't suggesting she's in an open marriage.

“I don’t want her to make a less great song because she had to be like, ‘Nice to meet you,’ and like, hold me as I’m crying," Glaser said on Dax Shephard's podcast about why she won't approach Swift at events. 

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