Keith Watson

All we need is some popcorn now.

It stars Martin Compston.

This is what we've been loving.

Even aliens can't believe the state we humans have got ourselves into.

He’s a gangster with fingers in the Mafia pie

Will any of them get out alive? You’d bet against it.

Claudia Harrison (left), Marcia Warren and James Murray join The Crown for season five (Picture: PA/Netflix)James Murray laughs when I ask how he felt about being cast as Prince Andrew in The Crown. ‘I was quite insulted,’ he says. ‘I thought, what me – Prince Andrew’? But then they told me that I’d nailed it in the audition…’Murray milks the most out of his cameo as the scandal-strewn Windsor prince. A scene with Imelda Staunton’s Queen Elizabeth in which her allegedly favourite son is bemoanin…

The Poldark star looks pretty guilty (Picture: ITV)Are beards intrinsically dodgy?Someone at central casting ITV must have decided so because it’s the addition of fulsome face furniture that turns chiselled Poldark hero Aidan Turner into the ‘hmm, not sure he can be trusted’ centre of the decidedly off-centre yet curiously intriguing thriller The Suspect.Turner, his admirable cheekbones smothered by a luxuriant bush that would leave Monty Don swooning, is Dr Joe O’Loughlin, a successful psycholo…

The Rise leaves you feeling like an alienated observer.

Time for a mix of light and very, very dark!