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Kathryn Kvas

Kathryn Kvas

Contributor at The New Yorker

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  • English
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  • Entertainment
  • Features/Lifestyle

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Recent Articles

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So, After All This Time, You've Come Crawling Back to Cable - The New Yorker

Oh, the world is rife with irony, isn’t it? After three years of letting our telemarketing calls go straight to voice mail, of deleting our e-mails and unsubscribing from our mailing lists, of throwing out our understated yet informative direct mailers, and of never even bothering to click on our brightly colored banner ads, you’re begging us to give you a second chance. Just look how the tables have turned. We knew this day would come. We knew that if we waited patiently, eventually there would…
about 8 years ago
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How to Know If Something’s Cool

If it’s dipped in rose gold or is mid-century-looking, it’s probably cool.
almost 7 years ago
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Things I’ve Done That Are More Embarrassing Than Getting Caught Wat...

Posting on social media about how I just had a big breakthrough in therapy, and nobody likes the post for nine hours. Going on Facebook to check in with my Bitcoin-enthusiast group. Running while wearing a backpack. Accidentally saying, “I love you, Dad,” at the end of a conference call with my boss. Posting status updates on LinkedIn. Accidentally unplugging my headphones while listening to music at the office and everybody hears that I still listen to Creed. Initiating a group text with my fri…
over 6 years ago
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Things I’ve Googled Recently

“How to cut partner’s hair without destroying marriage” “Can eating too much banana bread cause potassium hangover” “What is day” “How to train pug to talk so I can finally become TikTok famous” “What to sprinkle onto partner’s banana bread so that he’s more inclined to watch ‘Sex and the City’ marathon with me” “How to fake being on Zoom call” “Zoom backgrounds that are not the same as everyone else’s lame Zoom backgrounds” “How to cut partner’s hair without making it look like Mark Zuckerberg…
over 6 years ago
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TV Game Shows Inspired by Online Dating

“Family-Baggage Feud,” “Wheel of Unfortunate Dating Anxiety,” “Project Runaway,” and more.
about 6 years ago
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New Uses for Forgotten Office Items

The stapler is now . . . cake.
almost 6 years ago
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Finally, a World Without Borders! Only Now We’re Living in the 1995...

There’s just one thing. There are no borders because the polar ice caps have melted and now we’re living in the 1995 film “Waterworld,” starring Kevin Costner. Crazy, right?! Sure, billions of people drowned and millions more were lost at sea. Not to mention that my fingers are always pruney—like, all the time—and I shudder at the thought of anyone else touching me with their disgusting pruney fingers, so I haven’t been intimate with someone in years. Also, my hair is permanently wet, even thoug…
about 5 years ago
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Fun Ways to Get Spiders on You This Fall!

Go Camping: There’s no better way to get spiders in your mouth while you’re asleep than on an outdoorsy adventure. Plus, your kids will be so tired from kayaking that they won’t even notice the fuzzy, eight-legged critters burrowing into their hair after nightfall. A win-win! Clean Out Your Closet: It’s literally impossible to get organized and ready for winter without breaking up a few happy arachnid families living in your closet drawers. But, not to worry, they’ll be back for revenge. Jump in…
almost 5 years ago
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My Roommate’s Big on TikTok, and She Can Go to Hell

She’s, like, “I’m selling a piece of my soul to a demon for more TikTok followers—don’t interrupt me!” And I’m, like, “O.K.?”
over 3 years ago
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Girl Math, or a Too-Big-to-Fail C.E.O.? - The New Yorker

In the world of girl math, cash is not real money, buying on sale is a form of saving, and cosmetic procedures is an “investment in your future self.” —CBS News When I’m on vacation, whatever I buy is free! If I did something hard today, like firing fifty thousand people, I deserve a little treat, like a nice, juicy blood boy, and whatever I spend on it doesn’t count. If I get an interest-free loan, it’s free money. If I sleep in and skip breakfast, I can splurge on lunch, guilt-free. If I spen…
about 3 years ago
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If My Intrusive Thoughts Wrote Children's Books - The New Yorker

As Mr. Wonka’s elevator rose higher and higher into the sky, Charlie looked down and could see the factory getting farther away, and all the buildings growing smaller and smaller. Mr. Wonka turned to him and said, “Charlie, this factory, it’s yours. . . .” But, as he was talking, the elevator started to shake and made a scary beeping noise. Charlie’s grandfather grabbed Mr. Wonka and said, “We’re going down!” as the elevator began to drop, and all three of them indeed plummeted down, down, down…
almost 3 years ago