In a live demonstration of Parkinson's law of triviality, Trump's MTV reality-TV actor-turned-Transportation Secretary offers completely irrelevant advice to holiday travellers: wear a suit.
JD Vance has decided that ibuprofen is a cultural crossroads, declaring common pain relief beneath him. Much like experts, science, and books, the Vice President finds Advil "useless."
Public service is getting a new definition at the Department of Health and Human Services. Employees are being told that loyalty to Donald Trump is now a critical element in their performance.
A Santa Cruz surfer says a sea otter bit her foot and then hijacked her surfboard, refusing to give it back for 20 minutes at Steamer Lane. She should have paid more attention to etiquette.
On Sunday, Trump's Gestapo arrested a member of Portland's Unpresidented Brass Band as they played the "Ghostbusters" theme song across the street from the Portland ICE field office.
Our friends at Laughing Squid have shared filmmaker Steve Bustin’s new documentary on SantaCon, tracing how a small San Francisco art prank snowballed into an international, booze-fueled holiday ritual.
As “both sides” scramble to claim the ICE shooter as the other’s monster, his friends say he was neither: just a 4chan edgelord who thought he was being funny.