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Jake
This three-year-old boxer mix suffered years of psychological abuse at the hands of his prior owners, in Brooklyn, who named him Terrence Q. Fluffernutter, Esq., for no discernible reason. Though he is slowly adjusting to having a real dog’s name, Jake remains understandably skittish and could benefit from a less traumatically ironic environment.
Wanda
It’s a mystery to us why this six-year-old calico has been here so long, other than the fact that she sits perfectly still all day—like, tot…
over 8 years ago