Because we've moved beyond chill beats to study to, here are your afternoon links: Luxury buildings holding little field trips for their tenants, "Star Wars" Storm Troopers for good, freestyle chess and more.
Because everyone in med school wants to be a dermatologist now, here are your early links: Eric Adams and Donald Trump ringside at UFC, Mikie Sherrill running for NJ governor, NSA podcast and more.
Because it pays to pack your lunch, here are your afternoon links: Fat Sandwich Fall, Rockwood Music Hall seems to have shut down, the Jets are a mess and more.
Because having a bunch of goop on your face kills the mood, here are your afternoon links: New Jersey funeral home's corpse mix-up, hard-shell tacos are good, Ed Sheeran's tattoos aren't, and more.
Because it's indoor swing season, here are your afternoon links: Queens has a new official arboretum, Victoria Secret Fashion Show watch party outside Penn Station, the guy who made the Mets' "OMG" sign and more.
Because police are still looking for the driver of the lime green Cybertruck, here are your early links: Park Slope Food Co-op is old, roller derby champs coming up, mysterious blobs and more.
Because New York deserves to have at least one place to eat while spinning, here are your early links: Joe Biden allegedly called Benjamin Netanyahu "a bad f**king guy," Neir's Tavern made it into Queens Monopoly, Crocs ain't great for kids and more.
Because Carmine Agnello Jr. pleaded guilty to fraud, here are your early links: The Yankees clinched their division, NYPL branch displayed a kids book about Palestine and angst ensued, Lana Del Rey got married and more.