Because it's worth a try, here are your early links: Plane wing hit the runway at LaGuardia, mysterious boom hit the Jersey Shore, companies that are actually called Lumon are having fun with all this and more.
Because it's also 311 Day, and they wrote a song called "Down," here are your early links: More talk about moving Madison Square Garden, narwhals with long spears, good luck to the Hostos Community College women's basketball team and more.
Because they're not tree houses so the tree was turned into lumber, but it's still cool, here are your afternoon links: Deadly Jersey Shore joyride, White Lotus season 4, ball don't lie and more.
Because nobody got hurt but still, what's up with planes, here are your afternoon links: Former Cuomo staffers on their old boss' mayoral run, Texas wants to rename the New York Strip steak, Jeff Goldblum admiring his own style and more.
Because Avianna Spatz is grustling, here are your afternoon links: Forever 21 is closing 21 stores in New York, two Columbus Circle window washers had to get rescued this morning, UGGs with shorts and more.
Because he ranked dead last among owners in a players union survey, here are your early links: Gov. Hochul removed a job posting for a Palestinian studies professor at Hunter College, Alec Baldwin's TLC show is dark, Mayor Adams is back at the club and more.
Because it comes with other complications, but, here are your early links: Mayor Adams back in D.C. for a prayer breakfast with Trump, ASAP Rocky is looking great at his shooting trial, Charli D'Amelio got hit in the head during her Broadway show and more.
Because we don't throw darts, we shoot pool, here are your early links: Rikers Island cooks can't use salt, Little Haiti in Brooklyn is worried about ICE, chew with your mouth closed please and more.
Housing experts say the number of landlords who don’t return security deposits are costing New Yorkers millions of dollars, and that it’s notoriously hard to get the money back.