Hannah Marder

"He may still be one of the best players, but everything that happened around his vaccination status came off to me as complete 'white male entitlement' and 'rules for thee, not for me.'"

"The day my dad died, he told me he wished he’d never met my mother."

Sorry, someone thought Amy Adams wasn't pretty enough? AMY ADAMS????

"Un-fun fact: fires are not an uncommon way for people to try to conceal a homicide."

"He'll Be In Prison Until He Dies": 31 People Whose Lives Were Literally Ruined By Las Vegas

"The most striking thing to me was how goddamn awkward they tended to be. Like, they seemed so unsure of how to speak normally to a non-famous person."

You can thank Big Oil for believing it's up to individuals to stop climate change. Gee, I wonder why they'd shift blame like that?

Maybe *don't* go as a bloodied, dead version of Princess Diana?

"What animal do you think you could take in a fight?" "Maybe a horse. Do I get prep time?" "Yeah, but the horse gets it too." "Then no."

Some of these aged worse than milk on a boiling hot summer day, while some were straight-up dumpster mold from the start.