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A few weeks ago, Chrissy Teigen announced that she was officially leaving
Twitter. The news came as an earth-shattering shock to those of us who rely on
her witticisms and insights to get through our pathetic, uneventful days.
Personally, I was furious with the horde of WIFI bullies who broke her sp…
over 3 years ago
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Dave Chappelle has cleared up one of the great mysteries of the past decade: who
wrote those nasty notes that were left for the Trump administration to find in
the White House. NY Post– “Remember when the Trump administration moved in, they
said the Obama staff left dirty notes for us in all the dr…
over 3 years ago
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So many people got engaged during COVID. So many. They either got engaged or
broke up. All power to those who cut their losses—you stand at the dawn of a
buffet of smells and sights, nipples and neck sweat, tongue tricks and positions
never before imagined in polite society. We’re talking page 86 of…
over 3 years ago
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Clout chasing is getting out of hand. Two twins were arrested in Nashville for
throwing a massive party at Whiskey Row which, apparently, wasn’t free: View
this post on Instagram A post shared by JACOB & JARED IDENTICAL TWINS
(@baeztwinz) Scoop Nashville– Aspiring social media influencer identical t…
over 3 years ago
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Remember when painted fingernails were just for ladies? Not no more. Step up,
brother man, and flash those shiny scratchers for all to see: GQ– The last 12
months have been a watershed period for nail polish-wearing men. A$AP Rocky
rarely stepped out sans freshly painted nails; Harry Styles was spo…
over 3 years ago
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SNL ran a salt bae sketch this weekend that must have looked eerily familiar to
comedians Ari Mannis and Alex Ansoleaga: View this post on Instagram A post
shared by Ari Mannis (@arimannis) Ari applied to write for Saturday Night Live
in 2020. In his packet, he included a salt bae sketch—portions of…
over 3 years ago
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Have you ever thought, man, if only we had a new Tupac album to look forward to
this summer, my days wouldn’t be quite so hard to get through? Ever wonder which
new Avicii track would have been this year’s “song of the summer?” The sad truth
of the music industry is that too many […]
over 3 years ago
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Them: “OK bud, go ahead. No pressure!” Every single one of us: View this post on
Instagram A post shared by By The Flagstick (@bytheflagstick) Back in the day,
getting featured on the local news channel was a huge deal. Maybe they were
doing a feature on your soccer team’s playoff run, and Chip McGu…
over 3 years ago
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Imagine walking into a Wegmans to pick up some paper towels, a few popsicles,
and some mac ’n cheese from the hot food area. Quick stop. Don’t even need a
list. You know where everything is. Just gonna be in and out so fast that you
leave the windows down. What could go wrong? Apparently, […]
over 3 years ago
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The next chapter of NFTs has been written, or will be written, in tattoo ink. On
the arm of a Croatian tennis player named Oleksandra Oliynykova. For the small
sum of $5,000. Six days after putting it up for auction on the popular NFT
marketplace OpenSea, Croatian tennis player Oleksandra Oliynykova…
over 3 years ago
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Tired of seeing people posting their vaccine cards on Instagram? Good news is,
identity thieves might put a stop to it: Got vaccinated? You might want to hold
off before sharing a photo of your vaccination card on social media.
https://t.co/qnmQqMAYxr — CNBC (@CNBC) March 30, 2021 Here’s why you sho…
over 3 years ago
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Move over, Tom Cruise! Eric Andre does his own stunts too, and getting a knife
pulled on you seems a lot more dangerous than jumping off a building with the
comfort of safety harnesses, ropes, and super strong dudes belaying you to the
ground: Comedian Eric Andre (@ericandre) had a knife pulled on h…
over 3 years ago
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Chrissy Teigen has left the Twittersphere. The bad guys won. Thanos snapped his
fingers and she disappeared to a realm of her happy children, her celebrated
musician husband, and her tens—maybe hundreds—of millions of dollars. Way to go,
guys! You showed her!! You fuckers bullied Chrissy Teigen off …
over 3 years ago
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John Oliver recently did a segment on Meghan McCain and her past statements on
referring to COVID as the “China Virus.” It didn’t exactly square with a recent
tweet she posted about stopping Asian hate: I condemn the reprehensible violence
and vitriol that has been targeted towards the Asian-America…
over 3 years ago
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If you’re not familiar with All Gas No Brakes, you should be. Andrew Callaghan
started making videos in 2019 where he would interview the craziest people in
America, then cut the interviews into a collage of hectic insanity full of crash
zooms and addle-brained rants. Vice put together a fantastic s…
over 3 years ago
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As Oral Roberts has become the darling of the NCAA tournament, many of us have
wondered what, exactly, an Oral Roberts is. It sounds like either an extremely
old toothpaste manufacturer OR the nickname for some man-child known for his
foreplay prowess. As in, “There goes Oral Roberts, doing his jaw …
over 3 years ago
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Are you concerned your local horse farm might be harvesting horse meat
illegally? Suspicious that they’re using inhumane methods of killing the horses?
Looking for a hero to swoop in and put a stop to those evildoers? Boy, have we
got the right man for the job: Meet Florida’s horse meat vigilante. F…
over 3 years ago
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From the Call Her Daddy subreddit: Holy fuckamole. If that ain’t the most
diabolical entrapment scheme I’ve ever heard in my life. This guy doesn’t stand
a chance! Look at the replies! With the one exception of WillowBeanTofu (voice
of reason, TYFYS), you have volunteers jumping out of their desk ch…
over 3 years ago
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An Irish OnlyFans model turned the tables on her would-be blackmailers in a
sting for the ages: Newsweek– An Irish OnlyFans creator was threatened and
blackmailed by a man who said he would share her photos with her parents,
friends and colleagues. The case then took “a much darker turn,” according…
over 3 years ago
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We all remember beer goggles—those beverage-toggled prisms through which the
less attractive suddenly become unicorns. I suspect that single people are
experiencing some version of pandemic goggles these days. But in recent years,
I’ve found myself—like many impressionable American males—falling pre…
over 3 years ago
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It’s early, but a cheerleader mom in rural Pennsylvania might be the frontrunner
for 2021’s worst person of the year award: NY Times– Three teenagers, members of
a cheerleading program in Bucks County, Pa., received a series of harassing text
messages over the course of last summer. So did their pa…
over 3 years ago
