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Elinor Jones

Elinor Jones

Author at portlandmercury.com at Blogtown, PDX - The Portland Mercury

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    THE TRASH REPORT: Biden is Out, Kamala is In, and Britney is Confusing - Portland Mercury

    Hiiiiiii! Welcome to another Trash Report. I’m Elinor Jones. This weekend I was camping at a place with no cell service. What’d I miss? Ha ha, jk. Remember that part in Home Alone when the one Wet Bandit gets into the basement and tries to turn on a light and pulls the lamp string and looks up and gets hit in the face with an iron? That’s how I felt when I turned my phone...
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    THE TRASH REPORT: Where In the Sewer Is Rudy Giuliani? Plus: Bloody...

    Hellooooo! Welcome back to The Trash Report. I’m the Flonase-filled body balloon formerly known as Elinor Jones. Did you all know that climate change is making our seasonal allergies worse? This is extremely unfair! I feel like there should be some sort of silver lining to the planet’s rapid descent into uninhabitability. Like okay, what if storms are more dangerous, but no more mosquitoes? Or hotter summers, but somehow the heat makes all of our...
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    THE TRASH REPORT: Jill Biden in Portland, Kelly Ripa Wastes Gossip,...

    Hi! Welcome back to the Trash Report. I’m Elinor Jones. I recently had drinks with several former Mercury writers and was asked if I was embarrassed by anything I’ve written in my ~13 (😮) years at this rag. I answered honestly that I can barely bring myself to link back to things I wrote last week, let alone things I wrote in my 20s; self-reflection isn’t really my brand. Can you believe I said that?...
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    THE TRASH REPORT: Russell Brand's Gross New Friend, Lady ... - Port...

    How do you do, fellow Trash Pandas? I’m really happy that we’re on the other side of the -ember and -uary months, which means it’s almost Spring, which means it’s almost Summer, and my birthday. There’s plenty of time to shop, is what I’m saying. I’m your best raccoon friend Elinor Jones and the following is my news and gossip column, The Trash Report. Come along! Women’s History Herstory Month In addition to it being...
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    THE TRASH REPORT: The Truth About President's Day, Smart ... - Port...

    Hello, Trash Pandas, and happy President’s Day! One might think that President’s Day is kind of a trash holiday, so in fitting with this column, I’ve done a little research about it for you (skip this part if you don’t care about history): President’s Day is officially called Washington’s Birthday, in honor of George Washington, who was the first president of the United States. (History buff over here!) The father of our country (a.k.a. Daddy...
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    The Trash Report: Monkey Business, Monica Lewinsky, Protein ... - P...

    Hello, friends! Hello, enemies! Hello, people about whom I feel indifferent! I hope you had a nice weekend that left you refreshed and ready to dig through the dumpsters with me, your pal (or enemy?) Elinor Jones in this here Trash Report. Monkey Business I mentioned this story last week in Good Afternoon, News, but would like to dive more deeply into it: Oregon Health and Sciences University’s primate research center was found to have...
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    2022: A Year in Trash - Portland Mercury

    Happy Christmas hangover day, my grimy Trash Pandas! It’s me, Elinor Jones. I’m currently on vacation, but I knew I would have a horrible time sipping margaritas and getting a suntan knowing that all of you are starving for content, so I’ve put together this wonderful best-of-the-year column to tide…
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    The Trash Report: Ice Cream Wars, Holiday Wars, and My Future Skinc...

    Hello Trash Pandas, and welcome to another round of steaming hot goss in this here Trash Report. I’m writing it as my child is blasting Mariah Carey’s “All I Want for Christmas is You,” making me really question both why I let her use my phone, why I taught her how to use Spotify, and why I taught h…
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    THE TRASH REPORT: Christmas Movies I'd Like to See, That One ... - ...

    Hello, sweet baby Trash Panda angels! It’s me, Elinor Jones, and this is my column, The Trash Report, which I’ve written from the inside of a gigantic mound of blankets. My hands are wearing several pairs of gloves so typing has taken a very long time. I hope it’s worth it! I think it will be. Where…
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    The Trash Report: Let’s Ruin Twitter for Elon! Let’s Ruin Betsy’s C...

    Helloooooooo, trash pandas! It’s me, Elinor Jones, coming at you from the bottom of the dumpster. Happy Halloween! My costume this year is “woman who isn’t losing it.” Is it working? Let’s see! I’ve worked extra hard on this week’s column because things out there are bleak and I need it as much as y…
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    The Trash Report: The Warring Messes of American and English ... - ...

    Hello Trash Pandas, and welcome back to another batch of trash from me, your friend Elinor Jones. Man, is anyone else just loving being able to breathe outside again?! What a treat! I’m very like, ahhhhhhh, taking big ol’ gulps like it’s almost closing time at the oxygen buffet. Like I’m going to have to bust out my old maternity pants because I’m going so hard on all this sweet, sweet air. The decadence. Air....