Log inStart free trialBook a demo
Book a demoLog inStart free trial
Media Database
>
Chad Nackers

Chad Nackers

Editor-in-Chief at The Onion

Contact this person
Email address
c*****@*******.comGet email address
Influence score
52
Phone
(XXX) XXX-XXXX Get mobile number
Location
United States
Languages
  • English
Covering topics
  • General Assignment News
  • Society

View more media outlets and journalists by signing up to Prowly

View latest data and reach out all from one place
Sign up for free

Recent Articles

theonion.com

Dialect Coach Hired To Class Up Nation Before Big Date With Wealthy Man - The Onion

WASHINGTON—As part of a new nationwide etiquette initiative, a dialect coach was reportedly hired Wednesday to class up the American public before its big date with a wealthy man. “Enunciate! For God’s sake, enunciate!” barked the elocution professional, who grew more and more incensed, rubbing his face with the palms of his hands as he attempted to teach the nation to say “I’ll have a mineral water, please” with a General American accent. “Again, Boston, again! We have less than 24 hours befor…
7 months ago
theonion.com

DEI Programs: Myth Vs. Fact - The Onion

Diversity, equity and inclusion, or DEI, programs have been under attack by conservatives who think that their efforts to assist historically marginalized groups come at the expense of the majority. However, there is substantial misinformation circulating about what DEI programs are meant to do. The Onion breaks down myths versus the facts. MYTH: They promote unqualified people of color. FACT: There are plenty of positions for unqualified people of all backgrounds. MYTH: Colleges brainwash stu…
7 months ago
theonion.com

Teenagers Explain What It's Like Partying With Matt Gaetz - The Onion

The House Ethics Committee has reportedly interviewed witnesses about Rep. Matt Gaetz (R-FL) attending a house party with minors, alcohol, and illicit drugs. The Onion asked teenagers what it was like to party with Matt Gaetz, and this is what they said. Hannah Lee “The cocaine and MDMA were great, but I couldn’t help but feel like Matt was a little immature for me and my 15-year-old friends.” Ethan Reynolds “Way more fun than that stick-in-the mud Jim Jordan, I’ll tell you that!” Tyler Wi…
8 months ago
theonion.com

Tesla Fans Explain Why Elon Musk Deserves $56 Billion Payout - The ...

Tesla recently sought shareholder approval to restore Elon Musk’s $56 billion pay package, which was rejected by a Delaware judge. The Onion asked Tesla fans to explain why Elon Musk deserves the $56 billion payout. Paul Suchecki, Paralegal “If the inventor of the automobile doesn’t deserve $56 billion, who does?” Tyrone Jackson, Brewmaster “Treatments for whatever makes him like that are probably pretty expensive.” Miguel Santos, Cybersecurity Analyst “I’m not sure why he deserves it, but…
8 months ago
theonion.com

Men Explain Why They Could Outscore Caitlin Clark - The Onion

After the Iowa star became the all-time Division 1 scoring leader with 3,900 points this year, The Onion interviewed men who explained why they could outscore Caitlin Clark. Sam Gorodetsky, Police Officer “I have a gun, and Caitlin Clark does not.” Doug Titian, Piano Tuner “I don’t know. I guess I just have the sort of healthy sense of self-confidence that comes from being raised by patient, loving parents.” Randy Gilbert, Dentist “Men are always better than women at sports. I should know.…
9 months ago
theonion.com

Best Bios From Dating Apps For The Unvaccinated - The Onion

Following the surge in platforms offering anti-vaxxers the opportunity to find love with like-minded individuals, The Onion examines the best bios from dating apps for the unvaccinated. Elise “Single mom of three dead kids.” Kira “I’m not here to make friends. I’m here to scream into an echo chamber that reinforces my dangerous and outdated ideologies.” Austin “Not interested in anyone willing to live past the age of 50.” Angela “Looking for a reason to delete this app. Hopefully it’s n…
9 months ago
theonion.com

What Reddit Users Can Expect Now That The Company Is Public - The O...

The social media site Reddit successfully launched an IPO last week that raised $748 million. The Onion examines what Reddit users can expect now that the company has gone public. Girls Will Be Allowed To Log On No! Gross!! Some Really Great Furry Erotica Will Probably Be Taken Down This isn’t pornography. This is erotic art. It’s like removing a Caravaggio because it depicts the human form in all its pathos and glory. Fucking awful. We’re All Going To Be Rich Woooooo! Hell yeah! Comments…
9 months ago
theonion.com

Everything Lara Trump Plans To Do After RNC Takeover - The Onion

Put A Peloton Bike In There And the RNC is going to pay for it. Take Own Office Door Off Hinges So Creepy Father-In-Law Can’t Try Anything Weird It probably won’t work, but it’s worth a shot. Touch Up Her Roots It’s been a few weeks. Segregating The Office Lara believes segregating the office will streamline discrimination. Eat A Well-Balanced Breakfast The best start to any day, regardless of plans to overthrow democracy. Establish A Code Word For When Eric Enters The Building We’re…
9 months ago
theonion.com

Celebrities Give Kate Middleton Photoshop Advice - The Onion

A digitally manipulated family photo, intending to show off the healthiness of the Princes of Wales after a recent abdominal surgery, caused an uproar, speculation, and conspiracy theories. The Onion asked celebrities to give photoshop advice to Kate Middleton, and this is what they said. Kim Kardashian “You can get a 60% Adobe discount if you’re a student. That’s mostly the reason I went to law school.” Joni Mitchell “I’ve found that developing a once-in-a-generation talent at melody and l…
10 months ago
theonion.com

Gen Z Reveals How They Are Meeting People Outside Dating Apps - The...

Fed up with scrolling through endless photos and going on fruitless first dates, many Gen Zers are deleting their profiles and trying to meet people outside dating apps. Here are some of their strategies for finding potential partners in real life. Aiden Walker, Unemployed “I’m in too much student debt to afford dates.” Olivia Garcia, Sales Associate “Glory hole.” Maggie Everett, Graphic Artist “I met a nice skeleton when I fell down a well!” Jayden Martinez, Tutor “I was lucky enough to…
10 months ago
theonion.com

Most Popular Plastic Surgery In Every State - The Onion

We are legally required to warn that looking directly at Americans might make you puke. However, cosmetic procedures can significantly improve the vomit-inducing physical appearance of the U.S. populace. The Onion examines the most popular plastic surgery in every state. Alabama Fetal BBL Alaska Blubber injection Arizona Cremation Arkansas Getting hand replaced with gun California Grunting through bandages while pointing at menu board of procedures Colorado Fleece graft Connecticut…
10 months ago