It’s such a non-movie that it actually becomes difficult to review because there’s so little to hold onto that it dissipates from memory while you’re watching it.
Some of it feels rushed and repetitive, but there’s a reasonable amount of ambition to admire here, especially compared to other streaming original films for the family.
It’s a messy movie in a way that produces frustration instead of fear, and its nods to commentary on gender roles and the need to become and stay beautiful feel shallow and insincere.