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Andrew Klavan

Andrew Klavan

Host at The Andrew Klavan Show

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Andrew Klavan
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Biden Says He Will Not Allow Elites Like God Almighty To Push Him Around

Sadly, the president of the United States has passed away, but on a happier note, he says he is still running for re-election. President and Venal Houseplant Joe Biden announced yesterday that though he was now dead, only God Almighty could remove him from the presidential race. God Almighty announced that he already had removed ...
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The Appalling Display Of Christian White Nationalism At The RNC

Well, the RNC is over! And I think we’ve seen just about enough of what the Republican party has been reduced to under the so-called leadership of Donald Trump. It’s time for America to choose. Do we want a courageous leader like Joe Biden, who when he falls down, gets back up — whether he ...
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Infirm Biden Addresses The Nation, Endorses What’s-Her-Name For Pre...

The Daily Wire has obtained the original script to Joe Biden’s speech declaring he will not run for re-election. The script is handwritten in a fetching blend of Crayola colors including Permanent Geranium, Macaroni and Cheese, and Dandelion, and it reads as follows, “My fellow Geraniums. No, wait, that’s the color of the crayon. What ...
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Too Chicken To Mock Muslims, Gay French People Mock The Last Supper

Flaming spokes-queer for the Olympics Thomas Jolly has issued an apology for an opening ceremony display in which drag queens ridiculed Leonardo Da Vinci’s famous depiction of Jesus Christ’s Last Supper. Jolly, who is gay, which also means jolly, who is totally gay, said in his apology, “I want to sincerely apologize to any far-right ...
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Harris Selects Mostly Peaceful Tim Walz

Presidential Candidate Kamala Harris has selected Mostly Peaceful Minnesota Governor Tim Walz as her running mate. Mostly Peaceful Walz won the spot after Kamala rejected Pennsylvania Governor Joshua Shapiro. The rejection of Shapiro was not due to anti-Semitism according to DNC Spokesman Mohammed Akhbar Jihad Mohammed Jihad Akhbar. Akhbar said Kamala was just worried Shapiro ...
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Britain’s Top Cop Threatens Americans From Londonistan

The head of London England’s Metropolitan Police Force is threatening to extradite Americans and arrest them for saying things he doesn’t like. Now, I know what you’re thinking. You’re thinking, “Oh, Klavan, you elfin merchant of merriment, how on earth do you always manage to reach into your imaginational grab-bag of zany jocularity and pull ...
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So Much Joy: Joe Biden’s Joy-Filled Farewell Address

Well, the reviews for the DNC are in — and across the political spectrum, on media outlets as far-Left as ABC News to those as far-Left as NBC News, people pretending to be journalists all agree that this Democrat Convention was a joy-filled, folksy, All-American, joy-filled, totally normal, full of joy, freedom-loving gathering of utterly ...

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Allow Me To Give My Democrat-Style Land Acknowledgements

Adapted from “The Andrew Klavan Show” on DailyWire+ You know, I was so impressed with the Democratic National Convention, I’ve decided to change the format of my show to make it more like the DNC. So, for instance, before I begin today, I’d like to acknowledge that the land I’m podcasting from is the traditional ...
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Democrat Voters Have Been Hypnotized By Media Flunkies

Election season is now in full swing and voters are listening carefully to the ideas and policies of their candidates and taking the full measure of their vision and intentions for the future of this country, if they’re Republican voters. If they’re Democrat voters, of course, they have no idea what their candidates believe and ...
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Your Blow-By-Blow Recap Of The Presidential Debate

For those of you who missed this week’s presidential debate because you were doing something more rewarding like twisting your navel lint into the shape of circus animals, not to worry, the Daily Wire is here to bring you this handy blow-by-blow recap. The debate began with a question from David Muir, ABC’s crack anchorman ...
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Donald Trump Nearly Gets Himself Assassinated Again

There was so much news this week, I feel I should begin by just giving you the headlines as reported by the elite news media. This week’s top story comes from the New York Times, a former newspaper, with the headline: “Donald Trump Nearly Gets Himself Assassinated Again.” “Donald Trump’s rhetoric continued to inflame violence ...