Andrew Klavan

Democrat Party officials say they are now facing a critical shortage of intimidating insults with which to silence people who have opposing opinions. According to Democrat Vladimir Mohammed Jihad Lenin Chu Mohammed, Chairman of the Leftist Agency of Derogatory Intimidation, or LADDIE — or LADY, depending on your pronouns — the shortage could endanger Joe ...

As the November election rockets toward us like a rocket that will explode and scatter our bodies and possibly even our souls over a gore-spattered kill-zone that used to be America until it was hit by a rocket, it’s time for us to ask ourselves: what are the choices we should be thinking about as ...

The Daily Wire has exclusively obtained a newsletter from the office of Joe Biden’s National intelligence director. Joe Biden, or as he’s sometimes called “The Big Guy,” is, of course, the rhododendron currently running the free world on behalf of the Chinese, which is only fair since they’ve paid him a bundle in bribes. His ...

All my life I’ve been in the business of observing the world and writing or talking about what I see and experience. And one of the things I can tell you is that it isn’t easy to communicate the truth with complete accuracy. There are always going to be small discrepancies between what you report ...

Well, both Joe Biden and Donald Trump have clinched the nomination of their parties to run for re-election, which means historically this will be the longest general election in history between a pair of candidates too old for the job whom no one wants to see run again except those Republican voters who love Donald ...

You know, some people say that Americans are politically divided. And sure, that’s true in some ways, like the fact that we’re on the brink of civil war. But that doesn’t mean we can’t all get along. Because in fact, when it comes to the far-Left and the far-Right, they really have a lot in ...

You may have heard a news story out of Scotland this week about “Willy’s Chocolate Experience.” Advertisements for the event featured gorgeous illustrations reminiscent of Roald Dahl’s “Charlie and the Chocolate Factory” and promised “an immersive world where chocolatey dreams become reality in a spectacle you’ve never experienced before.” That last part turned out to ...

The Joe Biden campaign team is ramping up its efforts to re-elect the president. They’ve already sent out official emails informing Biden that he’s president, he’s running for re-election, and his name is Joe Biden. They’ve removed the illegal classified documents from his basement so there’ll be more room for him to hide down there. ...

Some people say that conservatives can’t enjoy culture. These people think we’re all a bunch of troglodytic philistines who can’t tolerate the slightest deviance from outdated norms without harboring violent thoughts about whoever dares to exercise some creativity. Frankly, I hope the people who say these things die. Choking on their stinking culture until their ...

Days after three American soldiers were murdered by Iran, the Biden Administration has finally retaliated by firing missiles into Iraq and Syria where they made scary exploding noises so loud the Iranians could almost hear them all the way in Iran and, boy oh boy, wouldn’t they have been frightened then? State Department Spokesman John ...