Most of the time, driving makes Andrew Clark numb. Once in awhile, he’s jolted back into his natural state – sanctimonious fury – when witnessing a particularly egregious roadside transgression
Curing traffic congestion by burrowing a gigantic tunnel underneath an apocalyptic hellscape masquerading as a highway is like curing your alcoholism by buying a liquor store
When I leave my dog at the animal hospital, they don’t give me a “loaner” dog to take home with me. When I drop my wife off at the airport, the airline doesn’t give me a “loaner” wife to have while she’s away
Surely there are other ways to avoid getting speeding tickets that do not involve power tools and the nocturnal maiming of automated speed enforcement devices