“My daughter wrote a story titled ‘My Mom Loves Coke’ but didn’t clarify it was the soda and now I’m nervous for parent-teacher conferences” —@KatieDeal99
“I don’t know why I have a headache. all I do is look at screens much of the day then go out in the sun for hours then grind my teeth all night” —@danielleweisber
“Told my sister I had to buy rice krispy treats cause I’m snack mom for my daughter’s game and she said why don’t you just make them and I said I’m sorry you have the wrong number and hung up on her.” —@itssherifield
“Told my sister I had to buy rice krispy treats cause I’m snack mom for my daughter’s game and she said why don’t you just make them and I said I’m sorry you have the wrong number and hung up on her.” —@itssherifield
“Overheard my kids whispering outside my bedroom door and one of them said ‘she hasn’t had coffee yet’ and then they both backed away from my door and it was quiet again.” —@kristabellerina
“The cost of car insurance when they start driving. Your insurance payments will triple — and then there’s the cost of the ‘minor’ accidents they get into. 🙄”