Alice Lahoda

"People enjoying concerts with their eyes and not their phone screens."

"Left all the group chats. Every last one."

"I used to think the whole Daddy thing was weird. Then a girl said it to me in bed, and I understood immediately."

"Lock picking. I run a monthly locksport meetup."

If you need a break from, well, *gestures broadly at everything,* these books are the perfect escape.

These romance novels will make you swoon and warm you up during the long, cold winter.

"The Disney movie 'Blank Check.' I loved it as a kid, but as an adult I was NOT a fan of the full-grown adult kissing the 10-year-old kid. I am genuinely surprised this movie hasn't been canceled."

I don't need a whimsical sign telling me to "live laugh love" — I am more than capable of laughing and loving on my own time and living by default.

"gave baby her first bath yesterday, she pooped in the tub and when i picked her up to wipe her off she pooped on my hand. i keep telling her she’s not allowed to be a comedian, but she’s clearly not listening." —@ambercrollo

Maybe I'm just an absolute plum.