His chiseled torso and bloodlust-filled eyes represent the athleticism and
tenacity of our beloved football team. His black ears represent the arbitrary,
ruthless death we rain unto our unsuspecting…
Since you might not have had time to read through all 500 words of yesterday’s
email from Persis Drell, your trusted confidants at the Occasionally are here to
break it down for you.
[Duolingo] marked 10 years of operation in November, and in that time they have
managed to help two users reach their language goals,” a Duo spokesperson told
The Daily. “Clearly…
The two alleged perpetrators insisted that they were not executing a pyramid scheme. “There’s just a lot of people at the bottom and a few at the top,” they said.
You read your single acceptance letter: 80 hours per week at a local startup
working to disrupt the pool noodle industry. The compensation is the friends you
make along the way.
“The seats are now in the public ledger.” Berkeley student Omar Rodriguez told
the Daily. “This means they are now anonymized and untraceable by any entity,
state or otherwise.”…
