Steve Finan

'The Berlin Wall was easier to get round than the Swallow Roundabout.'

"The only not-entirely-disastrous outcome of all this is that Dens Park might now be redeveloped."

'Hang your heads in embarrassment.'

'Safe homes in Dundee and an equitable outcome for Dundonians is more important than you being chummy at party conference time.'

"Ultras would squeal for mummy if subjected to what old Shed and Derry boys experienced when a much-desired goal went in."

What has happened in 12 months since announcement of independent probe?

'An above-average pay award must be the result of above-average performance.'

Dundee City Council will hail East End Campus as a new jewel in the city's crown, but they must be as vocal about the bad news, like the loss of Douglas Community Centre.

Residents were presented with a solution, but never consulted on what problem this new bridge is trying to solve.

'Do you really think anyone is impressed by that?'