Shelby Heinrich

"the amount I’m sighing these days could fuel a small wind farm"—@yayalexisgay

At one point, the police busted a Girls Gone Wild party in a Panama City Beach hotel for underage drinking. Mark was filming a scene at the time, and the woman accused him of getting her drunk and coercing her to film naked. A policeman allegedly turned to Mark and said, "Can I get a copy of that?"

"as someone who’s extremely type b, making plans with my type A friends be feeling like I’m about to link up with my parole officer or some shit" —@aishadahira

Just 19 Of The Funniest Tweets By Women This Week

In Season 2 of <i>Vanderpump Rules</i>, Tom Schwartz and Katie Maloney's fight in Mexico was very real, but Tom pouring beer over Katie's head had to be recreated.

"They filmed an episode of <i>The Bachelorette</i> in my town. It took them 20 hours of production time to make the 40-minute episode."

"it is so crazy how many hours are actually in a day when u wake up before 11:30 am…..wow………do people know about this"—@ULTRAGLOSS

"my ex was not attractive enough for me to have all this trauma"—@certifiedbkl

"Consumers are pushing back against big conglomerates who have been selling them 'dreams' then excluding them from the party. ... The 'Wirkin' class got the message. We're not uneducated or classless; we're tired of the elitist narrative and choosing to join the fashion party on our terms."

"She effectively shut down the store bakery for a week. It took not one, but two people to replace my 67-year-old mother. She never went back. The department manager was fired."