Shelby Heinrich

"Sorry, but I do not schedule interviews for candidates that are currently employed full-time." 💀

Just me ADULTING while drinking my COFFEE and walking my DOGGO.

"My dad is a tattoo artist, and I’ve heard his stories. When he was young and inexperienced, someone asked him to tattoo a rat tail coming out of her vagina."

"She effectively shut down the store bakery for a week. It took not one, but two people to replace my 67-year-old mother. She never went back. The department manager was fired."

"Consumers are pushing back against big conglomerates who have been selling them 'dreams' then excluding them from the party. ... The 'Wirkin' class got the message. We're not uneducated or classless; we're tired of the elitist narrative and choosing to join the fashion party on our terms."

"my ex was not attractive enough for me to have all this trauma"—@certifiedbkl

"it is so crazy how many hours are actually in a day when u wake up before 11:30 am…..wow………do people know about this"—@ULTRAGLOSS

"They filmed an episode of <i>The Bachelorette</i> in my town. It took them 20 hours of production time to make the 40-minute episode."

In Season 2 of <i>Vanderpump Rules</i>, Tom Schwartz and Katie Maloney's fight in Mexico was very real, but Tom pouring beer over Katie's head had to be recreated.

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