Shelby Heinrich

"All either of them does is complain and talk sh*t about people they used to associate with," The Reddit user claims about their parents. "This does not feel normal. Is anyone else experiencing this? Were our grandparents like this too, and we were just too young to notice it?"

"A student of mine last year in art class was drawing a picture. I asked him to tell me about it. He smiled and said, 'This is you, in your coffin! Look how beautiful you look!'"

"the amount I’m sighing these days could fuel a small wind farm"—@yayalexisgay

"as someone who’s extremely type b, making plans with my type A friends be feeling like I’m about to link up with my parole officer or some shit" —@aishadahira

Just 19 Of The Funniest Tweets By Women This Week

In Season 2 of <i>Vanderpump Rules</i>, Tom Schwartz and Katie Maloney's fight in Mexico was very real, but Tom pouring beer over Katie's head had to be recreated.

"They filmed an episode of <i>The Bachelorette</i> in my town. It took them 20 hours of production time to make the 40-minute episode."

"it is so crazy how many hours are actually in a day when u wake up before 11:30 am…..wow………do people know about this"—@ULTRAGLOSS

"my ex was not attractive enough for me to have all this trauma"—@certifiedbkl

"Consumers are pushing back against big conglomerates who have been selling them 'dreams' then excluding them from the party. ... The 'Wirkin' class got the message. We're not uneducated or classless; we're tired of the elitist narrative and choosing to join the fashion party on our terms."