Sarah Aspler

Am I Weird Quiz

"My college roommate my freshman year put lotion all over her body after every shower. I had never really moisturized until I saw her do it and here I am 15 years later fully lotioning after every shower lolol. Thanks, Megan lol."

Hint: Squinting your eyes may help.

Moon juice, sex dust, asparagus water, oh my!

I may or may not have spent the last three hours talking to chatbots...

Let's see how your cat or dog stacks up!

I'm going as "Purple Rock-Collecting Thumb Man with Universe Deletion Fetish" for Halloween!

"Fuzzy Crimson Number Yeller With Groovy Math Moves" is ringing a bell...

"Fuzzy Crimson Number Yeller With Groovy Math Moves" is ringing a bell...

I would pay GOOD MONEY to see this version of <i>Ratatouille</i>.