Robert Kahn

It’s strange to see that while the United States for decades has condemned communist regimes for human rights violations, the White House today calls human-rights defenders communists.

More than 70,000 books have been written about dogs in English alone. Anyone who thinks he could improve on this with 600 words in a newspaper column is a moron. So I will try.

Of all the slavering cowards and morons Herr Trumpf has appointed to obey his orders, few are more ignorant of their bailiwicks, and will do more harm, than Bobby Kennedy Jr.

Donald Trump is planning to stage a Giant Military Parade in His Honor, through the streets of Washington, D.C., for the low-low cost of $100 million. Just like his heroes Vladimir Putin and Kim Jong Un.

The American Psychiatric Association’s Goldwater rule prohibits psychiatrists from offering opinions on the mental health of public figures they have not personally examined. That rule does not apply to me because I’m not a psychiatrist.

Our federal government today is run by male prostitutes, with a few female abettors. This type of immorality was defined 231 years ago by the great American revolutionary Thomas Paine.

Our rabid off-leash border czar Tom Homan is the very model of a model major underling: an ignorant, abusive, cowardly racist.

The best analysis of the dishonest vicious crap convulsing our nation was written by Paul Fussell, in “The Great War and Modern Memory.” It was published 50 years ago.

Two days after signing an executive order to ramp up and “prosecute anti-Christian violence” in the United States, President Donald McMuskPuppet cut aid to South Africa, for discriminating against white people.

“Corruption and the Decline of Rome,” by a Yale professor of classics and history, seemed a promising way to pick up some tips about America today. But naw. It’s just the same.