Why is Jonathan Ross dressed as Mr Green from Cluedo? Why is Joe Marler doing the cha cha cha? Why does that wax head of Clare Balding look like Boris Johnson?
Why is Jonathan dressing as a panto Bond villain? Should we be taking a shot every time someone says “big dog theory”? Do all 25-year-olds not know Helen Mirren and Judi Dench?!
Prepare for baseless suspicions, jaw-dropping betrayals, fatal missteps, a spine-chilling funeral, a poisoned black lily and a very, very funny Alan Carr.
The blockbuster showcase offers a fashion fantasia encompassing stunning gowns, shimmering jewels, impossibly elegant furnishings, luminous portraiture and items which have never before left Versailles.
From the Smokestack twins to Amy Madigan’s deranged aunt Gladys in ‘Weapons’, and the KPop Demon Hunters to Ralph Fiennes’s iodine-coated survivor in ‘28 Years Later’.