The survey found that 16.2% of students are single, 61.4% of students are
desperate for human contact of any kind and the remaining 22.4% are content with
only eye contact.
Humor: 'The spectacular scenery of vibrant palm trees set against towering mountains is breathtaking,' remarked freshman Misar Sor, 'If only I could take a photo so I could set it as my phone background.'
They had us in the first half. I’m not going to lie. But I’m glad we could turn this game around last minute. We could have been threatened with bowl eligibility if it wasn’t for the loss!
'Bzzzzzz. Bzzzzzzzzz.' Dimorphos flailed, trying to swat away the pesky satellite. By the time he noticed he had been put off trajectory, he had already traveled 20 light minutes in the wrong direction.
When you apply for the next job of your dreams — Bain, Google, Stark Industries — they will be pitting your resume against this one. And Jonathan Dingle is no slouch.
