Noelle Harff

“When it comes to buying stocks, you can’t just go to the New York Stock Exchange and purchase equity like you would an apple at the store. When investing in stocks, bonds and other funds, you’ll need a middle man.”

“I know everyone but the political science kids left when I started talking about legislation, but this is important. Every meme in your group message, every conspiracy theory on Twitter, every Nicki Minaj music video, every human organ sold on the black market (well, maybe not that last one) have a…

“Overturning Roe leaves 120,000 women unable to reach a provider if seeking an abortion...This is not another story, but an aggregate count of the tragedies that transpire without a person’s ability to choose.”

“Unfortunately, the market is expected to continue to slow. Jerome Powell, chair of the Federal Reserve, basically guaranteed negative growth into 2023. So, if you’re investing, kiss start-ups goodbye. Instead, cuddle up to over-the-counter makeup.”

“Inflation – it’s why your blue cups at He’s Not are more expensive. I’m going to tell you what’s happening with runaway inflation, what the federal funds rate has to do with it and how to capitalize off of contractionary policy.”