Noah Michelson

From offering anal botox to performing anal surgeries, Dr. Evan Goldstein is dedicated to making the world a more beautiful place -- one anus at a time.

Joci spent her entire life thinking something was wrong with her. When she learned there’s a word for her romantic orientation, everything was different.

“Did your dad pass recently, Noah?” the medium asked. “I think this is him and he has a message. Do you want to hear it?”

Betty White chalked up her happy life to kindness ... and hot dogs. Here are a few other ideas to consider trying as we begin 2022.

I spent months writing letters to God begging him to make me straight. When he didn’t, I decided to take matters into my own hands.

“After all we’ve gained, I naively never thought we’d find ourselves here.”

“Her songs spoke to me about my own life in a language I instantly understood. It was like every light in every gloomy room in my body suddenly came on.”

“Did your dad pass recently, Noah?” the medium asked. “I think this is him and he has a message. Do you want to hear it?”

"Let us never stop fighting... even when the end of the world finally arrives."

We may be living in Hell, but that doesn't mean we have to like it, accept it or surrender.