Morgan Sloss

"Every few months, there is a new woman going viral for academic success, and there is a hate train of jealous misogynists."

"they truly don’t care unless it’s happening to them personally."

"This mortgage has been in our family for generations."

"TRUMP 'MARIE ANTOINETTE' SAYS, 'NO HEALTH CARE FOR YOU PEASANTS, BUT A BALLROOM FOR THE QUEEN!'"

"The question isn’t why there are over 40 million Americans on SNAP. The question is why so many people who are gainfully employed make so little that they qualify for it."

"The Zohran scandals are really piling up. First he takes his wife to dinner. Now he's calling a family elder 'auntie'... monstrous."

If Madonna's daughter left her clothes on the ground, the pop star took them away. "She has to earn all of her clothes back by being tidy. She wears the same outfit every day to school until she learns her lesson."

"Voting for Republicans and expecting assistance is a bit like drinking hot sauce because you have heartburn."

"am i crazy to think they wouldnt have done that if the reporter was a man…"

"Sir, the 20th century is over. Try catching up."