Kristine Cannon

Ah, Valentine’s Day: You either celebrate it or you actively protest the holiday. Or maybe you just don’t have any strong feelings either way and go about your life without planning a damn thing. But for those of you who do plan to partake, the day usually consists of a surprise bouquet of roses and a sweep-my-date-off-their-feet, candle-lit romantic dinner that ends with a decadently sweet Valentine’s Day dessert. Sounds about right, right? This year, surprise your Valentine’s Day date one more…