James Weir

Pip Edwards has led the charge at Australian Fashion Week where, in an ironic twist, actual clothing was out of style.

The private jet costs $30,000 but the VIP passenger is a no-show.

The most-searched porn star on earth just answered her phone to a man named Vincent who believes he’s her boyfriend. She’s never heard of him.

A groom uses Monday night’s premiere of Married At First Sight to declare “fat people” an absolute turn-off – but it’s fine because he’d never say it to someone’s face, just on national television.

A Married At First Sight groom uses his wedding vows as an opportunity to plug his YouTube channel on Sunday night, enraging his bride’s friends and ensuring he’ll spend the night alone, smashing his own subscribe button.

Married At First Sight’s token elderly contestant is publicly shamed on Tuesday night for being a frigid narcissist, so he maturely retaliates by lobbing a conspiracy theory at the show’s resident sexpert, which is a bold move for an old man who hobbles around Trash Tower with the assistance of a Zimmer frame.

A Married At First Sight wife apparently missed the lesson on How To Be A Reality TV Villain because she commits the cardinal sin on Wednesday night: leaving a text trail of mean messages that can be read aloud at a drunken dinner party.

The annual Married At First Sight retreat gets destroyed on Monday night by a sex scandal that includes public humiliation, relentless mocking, and threats to manufacture Etsy merch bedazzled with the word FINGERBANG.

Two Married At First Sight wives have to be physically separated on Tuesday night when a brawl threatens to break out after one calls the other “the dumbest c**t here” – and, honestly, the competition for that title is fierce.

Two smug Married At First Sight wives arrive for final vows on Tuesday night thinking they’re about to reject men who love them — but the tables turn, leaving one sobbing in the woods and the other reading her vows to an empty haunted house after her husband walks out mid-ceremony.