Ian MacIntyre

CAMROSE, AB - Speaking to a rally in the closing days of this summer's by-election, Conservative leader Pierre Poilievre assured voters that electing him would ensure that they would never risk running into him in their riding ever again.

KAMLOOPS, BC - Despite the fact that his age is clearly responsible for his persistent lower back pain, local man Alex Verders, 39, is reportedly clinging to the belief that an unexplained recent incident must be solely to blame.

WASHINGTON D.C. - US President Donald Trump has offered Canada the "fabulous opportunity" to either pay $61 billion to join his military's proposed Golden Dome defense shield, or to pay just $30.5 billion as a bribe to Trump directly.

Dive into this week's news with guest host Ian MacIntyre and the Panel (Clare Blackwood, Nile Séguin, and special guest Kat Angus)

Dive into this week's news with guest host Ian MacIntyre and the Panel (Clare Blackwood, Nile Séguin, and special guest Kat Angus)

“I think Trump’s greatest dream is to have a podcast where he is both the host and always the guest.” Guest host Ian MacIntyre and the Panel (Clare Blackwood, Megan MacKay, and special guest Aaron Hagey-MacKay) discuss Mark Carney’s first face-to-orange-face with Donald Trump, pitches for non-tariffed Canadian Hallmark movies, Western Separatism as understood by […]

OTTAWA - Opposition leader Pierre Poilievre has announced that he will run in a by-election in the conservative stronghold of Battle River-Crowfoot, after being told that he could not run in his preferred area of deep-red Texas.

CARLETON, ON - Despite losing his own riding by several thousand votes, Conservative leader Pierre Poilievre has vowed to stay on as party leader due to having absolutely no employment track record outside of politics.

CALGARY - During an outdoor campaign rally, security rushed a shaken Pierre Poilievre to safety after he was tragically struck by a lone question from a journalist.

QUEEN'S PARK - Responding to a New York Times exposé claiming that European firm Therme grossly overstated its business experience to land a suspiciously lucrative Ontario Place re-development deal, Premier Doug Ford has insisted that their bid actually contained all the necessary kickbacks and graft.