Hannah Loewentheil

"My reaction to this culinary crime is similar to that of Italians who see people putting ketchup on pasta and pizza."

"I teach young kids (Gen Alpha), and I've noticed that many of them can't do this in school without falling to pieces."

"It's my biggest beef with Gen Z."

"I know this sounds politically charged, but by 30, people should still be able to converse and be respectful while disagreeing."

"It was even more stunning in real life than in pictures..."

"It's not just giving into doing whatever a kid wants. In its proper form, it should be something very different."

"I know you're not <i>supposed</i> to use this because it <i>apparently</i> tastes bitter, but I do not notice any difference."

"The German Foreign Ministry has a travel advisory that you should not do this when you are in the US at the beach..."

"I abide by the five-minute rule for completing tasks..."

I've already tried a handful of these just-released Trader Joe's products, and the autumn lineup is tasting *stellar*.