Elyse Wanshel

The “Espresso” singer made it abundantly clear she wants nothing to do with the Trump administration’s “inhumane agenda.”

A Yale University professor didn’t need to say a single word after the White House postponed a big announcement at the last second.

“Do you think he’s getting dementia?” comedian Matt McCusker asked Shane Gillis on a recent episode of their manosphere-friendly podcast.

"cats love to snuggle right after a poop"

One plastic surgeon compared the look to Maleficent from “Sleeping Beauty.”

The Georgia Republican had a very surprising response to the criticism.

“I don't know what your dog sees in you”

“You might be happy, but you will never be my dog jumping in a pile of leaves happy.”

The president got a serious case of the sleepies while Dr. Oz rambled on about how Americans are too fat.

The popular children’s entertainer wore her heart on her sleeve at the Glamour Women of the Year Awards.

The mayor-elect of New York City also had an interesting take on the “male loneliness epidemic.”

“Cats don't do daylight savings time. Feed us. Now.”

These states are telling it like it is.

“Billie Eilish just cooked the billionaires in their own room,” one social media user said.

The New York City mayoral candidate delivered the burn while appearing on a bro-centric podcast — and even they couldn't help but laugh.

“I believe there’s a lot of fake outrage right now,” the press secretary said of the president tearing down a part of the White House to build a ballroom.

“We are deeply sorry for the inconvenience,” Finnair said of the approximately 11,000 passengers that were affected.

The Trump administration wants to deploy 10,000 new officers by January — but more than one-third of new recruits can’t seem to pass a certain test.

“I just felt like I needed to step away,” Tig Notaro said of her former podcast co-host.

"i love my cat so much but how the f**k are you 11 lbs and you take up an entire queen size mattress"