Ellie Wilkie

I don’t mean to scare you away from dating. Just caution you. So here’s a list — just one person’s opinion — of the five guys you should avoid this spring.

As a rising fourth year, guilty of only a few FDOC transgressions — all of them blissfully unrelated to fashion — let me give you a list of five things not to wear to the first day of classes.

As a rising fourth year, guilty of only a few FDOC transgressions — all of them blissfully unrelated to fashion — let me give you a list of five things not to wear to the first day of classes.

You may begin to fear you’re becoming stupid. But no fear cowboy. Like the devil on your shoulder, I’ve provided you with a list of five reasons why being stupid actually makes you smarter. 

Humor columnist Ellie Wilkie reports on a shocking development between a seemingly solid couple.