Chris Gray

Strange 'coming soon' banners have appeared in Galveston, Beaumont, and St. Louis.

Can he now do an ad for his own hotel?

A serious sweepstakes that doesn't take itself too seriously.

Shopping reaches a new level of anxiety.

An ambitious timeline appears after months of inactivity.

Strangely discolored leaves mean act immediately.

Just don't confuse these blue meanies with "baby jellies."

Extensive work behind the scenes is also part of the resort's agenda.

But how about those jiggle joints, Chuck?

It'll be an almost 1,000-passenger-per-voyage difference.