Asia Mclain

They have no business making the workplace this funny.

“I love when my husband says, ‘Correct me if I’m wrong,’ like I would ever pass up that opportunity.”

“You might think my house is haunted, but it’s just my kids leaving all the drawers and cabinets open.”

Some houses go for spooky. They went for the comedy.

“Marriage is sometimes apologizing for stuff you did in your wife’s dream.”

“Kids are like hurricanes. You give them a name, they destroy your house, then they leave.”

“Parenthood kinda feels like you got hit by a car and as you get up, someone asks you for a snack.”

“My husband pissed me off today, so I hid his keys by putting them in the spot where we keep our keys.”

“He picked out my dress. He saw me getting ready. He still cried when I walked down the aisle to him.”

“In my 30s, I started doing all the things that used to make me ‘me’ before I convinced myself it was time to grow up.”

Here's what to try at Disneyland's celebration of Black Heritage.

These weddings went so wrong it was hilariously right.

God bless these sweet, sweet teachers.

“Letting myself be pressured into sex I didn’t want to have because I didn’t want to seem like I was leading them on.”

“They wanted to name their son ‘Collin’ but with a unique spelling. They chose C-O-L-O-N. As in the organ attached to your anus.”

"I had forgotten to mute myself on the first day of school, and I started noisily baby-talking my cat, who was in my lap."

“It’s so cool that so many people all over the world have been able to watch the show, look past any stereotypes, and see themselves in it.”

Kid tested, mom approved.

“My mom caught me and my friend using my aunt’s thong as a slingshot.”

Gimme allllll the foods, Mickey.