Andrew Stiles

Taylor Lorenz, the disgraced 40-year-old journalist who lost her job at the Washington Post for calling President Joe Biden a war criminal and lying about it afterward, was banished from yet another prominent media outlet. Vox Media has ended its podcast deal with Lorenz, Semafor reported on Monday, days after the left-wing crank celebrated the murder of UnitedHealthcare CEO Brian Thompson.

You'll be delighted to known the Washington Free Beacon has exclusively and semi-legally obtained an audio recording of the Democratic Party's first post-election "listening session." The gathering took place on Monday, Nov. 11, in the Edward M. Kennedy Rumpus Room on Capitol Hill. Please enjoy the following partial transcript, which has been lightly edited for clarity and anonymized to protect the privacy of the participants.

Kamala Harris's stunning defeat in the 2024 election left many Democrats searching for an explanation. Some blamed the racism and misogyny of Latino men, while others suggested (correctly) that Democrats were hopelessly out of touch with normal Americans. But no one has even considered the most obvious reason why Harris lost: She hired Ian Sams, the Forrest Gump of political failure.

American voters gave Donald Trump an overwhelming mandate to enact his agenda over the next four years. The Democratic Party will do what they can to obstruct his progress, but that doesn't mean Trump shouldn't try to promote unity and national healing by embracing Democratic policies. As it turns out, some of their ideas are quite good. Here are nine examples:

President Joe Biden exuded joy Thursday in his first public address since Donald Trump's stunning victory over Kamala Harris, the candidate he reluctantly endorsed after Democrats forced him to withdraw from the race months earlier. "The American experiment endures," he said cheerfully, in what could be seen as a rebuke to the Democrats and journalists who have spent the last 48 hours wallowing in despair. "We're going to be OK."

Vice President Kamala Harris delivered her campaign's closing argument Tuesday during a primetime address on the National Mall in Washington, D.C., within sight of the building she hopes to occupy in 2025. Despite reports suggesting the speech would be "optimistic and forward-looking," Harris was primarily focused on attacking her opponent, Donald Trump, whom she denounced as a "petty tyrant" who was "unstable, obsessed with revenge, consumed with grievance and out for unchecked power."

President Joe Biden called Donald Trump supporters "garbage" on Tuesday, according to a transcript posted by CNN correspondent MJ Lee, not to mention the fact that there is video of Biden saying it. "The only garbage I see floating out there is [Trump] supporters," Biden said during a Zoom call with Latino activists. The remark was reminiscent of Hillary Clinton's infamous attack during her failed 2016 campaign, when she referred to Trump supporters as "deplorables."

BLOODBATH: Journalists Still Freaking Out and Quitting Their Jobs Because They Can't Endorse Kamala

Vice President Kamala Harris was briefly interested in reaching out to male voters in the final weeks before Election Day. Recent events suggest the candidate has abandoned those efforts in favor of joyless fearmongering intended to rile up the Democratic base of wine-loving single ladies who scream at children. (No, we're not making this up. A deranged young white woman accosted a little girl in a stroller outside a Harris rally in Houston on Friday. "I don't give a f—, your dad's a b—!" the female Harris supporter yelled just inches from the child's face.)

Dozens of journalists threw public tantrums this week, including at least four who quit their jobs after the Los Angeles Times and Washington Post declined to publish overwrought endorsements of Kamala Harris that would have changed the minds of precisely zero voters. Bless their sad little hearts. Like a bunch of woke nerds after their professor refused to give out an extra homework assignment before the end of term.