Alexandra Petri

One must imagine Sisyphus exhausted.

Elmo just did some math and Elmo is worried.

Isn’t this what a newspaper is supposed to do?

Where the candidates stand on abortion, guns and Arnold Palmer’s genitals.

I feel I have lost my hold on reality.

Is he the one human alive whose words mean absolutely nothing?

As an aficionado of pea pollination, I know true fascination with genetics. Trump’s bigotry? Not it.

Reproductive rights? Gun control? They’re really on the same page!

Alexandra’s live chat with readers started at 11 a.m. ET on Tuesday. Read the transcript.

After all, there’s no such thing as fact.