Alana Valko

"I still kick myself and lament my voting decision in light of all that has transpired since."

"You know, these tickets weren't cheap. We were sold on a <i>Bridgerton</i> experience, so I'm expecting something amazing, right? Then one performer comes out and just starts pole dancing in a G-string."

"Not the rats gaining access to birth control while some women are losing access."

Save me, memes, from this 2024 election cycle. Save me!!!

"I’m not sure that I will ever know all of his secrets or what events led to his death that day."

"All leads have been exhausted, and the case remains an open, unsolved case."

"It is the best second act I could have envisioned for myself. I'm glad I took that leap of faith."

I need to know if you did, too.

We could all use a little more foresight.

"I look back on it now and think about what a complete waste of time and money it was."