Alana Valko

My hope for the future? Women.

Between rising gas prices and tariffs, I think we could all use a few money-saving tips right now.

I never thought I'd see the day.

"Things are so far gone now that I'm honestly just glad that I'm not there. I don't even recognize it anymore, let alone miss it."

Bring back public shaming.

"I plan on protesting by voting for the other party. This second term, in my opinion, has been a failure."

If this doesn't make us rich, it'll at least make us less broke.

"US troops are dying in a war and the White House is out here treating it like it's a video game. The bar is in hell."

Everyone Is Saying The Same Thing About This New Banner On The Department Of Education Building

"what if i donate my body to science and they go like 'wow, we can’t use this.'"