Abby Zinman

To infinity and beyond!

"In hindsight, I'm a terrible person."

Dare I say, Chicago is the new New York.

Dare I say, Chicago is the new New York.

Let's see how much you really remember from high school history class.

'Tis the damn season!

"The guy who couldn't stay hard unless he was touching my teeth with his fingers..."

'Tis the damn season!

Time to get schooled by some youngins.

Welcome to the world, Gen Beta.

You can tell a lot about a person by their reaction to the words "pizza with ranch."

How everyone survived the '80s and '90s, I'm not sure.

I'm warning you, it's hard. (That's what she said)

I could identify The Parent Trap in my sleep.

Doctors Are Sharing The Biggest Health Issues Patients Ignored Until It Was Too Late

Enraging Canadians is a skill. Doing it in only 7 words is even more impressive.

I'm absolutely a different human after reading these.

"A dermatologist I worked with had a poster on her wall in the waiting room: 'The first sign of skin cancer: a nice tan.'"

If You Can Identify 15/20 Of These Disney Sidekicks From A Photo, You're A Film Genius

"Not everything needs lights or LED strips everywhere."